Talk about movies being ruined for me, I grew up watching the original Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory.. And way back in like 2010, when I lived in Jacksonville Florida, I met this herpetologist guy on a gay hookup app adam4adam.. Ok, I know it was a naughty app, but we never discussed sex or anything sexual.. but I was a really young and stupid twink still experiencing the gay world back then in Florida.. So anyways, he had a snake collection and he was allowed to own an indigo snake for some reason- he was older but still in college.. and we were talking about reptiles and he ended up driving pretty far to pick me up. But when we got to his house, I wanted to of course see his snake collection when all the sudden he says “oh let me get the condoms theyre in the trunk” and like, I really didnt want that with this guy.. he was tall and extremely thin and frail… like emaciated skinny. Bones sticking out. Almost like anorexic.. Anyways, we looked at the snakes and then hes like “im going to put on willy Wonka in the bedroom lets watch it” and I didnt know what else to do.. but we are watching it and hes naked and giving all the signals.. and so.. I ended up taking one for the team and I said fuck it and fucksd him because I didnt know how I was getting home and it was very awkward. But yea, I fucked him and hes boney like the fucked up sister from pet sematary,.. my hands around his damn hip bones.. it was so gross.. and the entire time willy Wonka is playing in the background… And I pretended to cum. Because I just wanted it to be over. And I promptly asked to be driven back to orange park florida right after that because I didn’t want to watch anymore of that film because I knew instantly, that it was ruined forever from then on for me.. a movie I brought in to my catholic school for us to watch.. a movie that my mom and me would watch. There I was, fucking a skeleton and he’s making fucked up noises and idk if im even fucking a human or some type of fish.. oh god.. I think it is number one on my worst sexual experiences list… but I have a handful of those too sadly.. But yea.. thats how willy Wonka got ruined for me..
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